(In the Lobby)
Damonika: Hey guys!
AJ: YO, wassup?!
Jevon: Nothin much.
Justin: Listen, uh, why don't we just go up to one of our hotel rooms and do this, ok?
Jevon: Well, is that all good with you guys?
BSB: yeah, sure...
N Sync: It's fine with us.
Damonika: Ok then, let's go.
Nick: I want to push the button!
Brian: NO! me!!
Justin: Both of you shut the fuck up cause I'm pushing the damn button!
AJ: HA HA! NICK AND BRIAN JUST GO HANDLED! by JUSTIN!!*AJ laughs*
Justin: UH, don't write that, ya know, all the WORDS and stuff.
Damonika: Yeah right, ok.....*whispers to Jevon* write that down!
Lance: um, you can go first J.C.
J.C.: No way man! No fuckin way....
Chris: Hey! We're wasting time here!
Damonika: Yeah! So, get your ass in there Kevin!
Kevin: This hotel is too damn cheap. I'll meet you upstairs...
Joey: ok, ok wer're coming.
Nick: Can I push the button?
Justin: Man, get off me!*Justin brushes off his clothes and then pushes the button for the 25th florr. Nick sniffles.*
Brian: *comforts Nick and then glares at Justin* Don't make me come over there you dirty bastard!
Justin: Bring it on!
Jevon: No fighting! Wait till we get to the room, then you can have yoru own little pillow fight.
Brian: *mouths the words "Fuck you"*
Justin: mouths the words "Eat Shit"*
Damonika: *is stuck between the two mouthing a prayer*
Howie: oh shit....
Chris: what the fuck?
Jevon: ok, so we're stuck...where's the phone thingie?
Lance: *panics* what phone thingie? oh my god!!!!!
Damonika: ok, don't panic...
Nick: what if we lose air?!!!
Jevon: shut up.
Joey: what if we don't have food?
Jevon: SHUT UP!*she moves toward the phone and picks it up. She presses the red button on the panel and someone picks up* Hello? yeah....we're stuck....
Joey: Without food!!!
Nick: and air!!!!
Jevon: Shhhhhhhh!!!! yeah.....ok....*they can hear a soft mumbling on the phone* An hour? Please send someone quickly, we won't survive an hour. And hour minimum? Alright. God help us....*she hangs up*
Lance: What'd they say?
Jevon:An hour to 2 hours max.
Nick: STOP BREATHING!!!! I'm too pretty to die...
Lance: Well I'm prettier......*he finished applying blush and moves on to lip gloss*
Nick: No you're not! I'M- wait, is that plum rasberry? I love that color!*He and Lance talk about make overs*
Brian: *is glaring at Justin* Dirty bastard.....
Justin: What did you call me?
Damonika: oh no....
Brian: I said that you are a DIRTY BASTARD. You AND your little friends. Jockin' off US and doing a bad job of it.
J.C.: Jocking? Why would WE want to jock off some childish brain dead idiots?
Kevin: CHILDISH?
Chirs: Yeah! The way those two were fighting over pushing a BUTTON was stupid! It wasn't a life or death situation, BRIAN!
Joey:*who is now on the floor with the thought of no food* Did someone say DEATH?
Kevin: Chris, you can kiss my ass!
Jevon: What? Ok, let us make our way towards the exits Damonika....
Justin: Shut the fuck UP, Kevin!
Brian: *sings to the tune of Tearin' Up My Heart* N Sync can kiss my ass cause I don't care. And Justin is a fag with curly hair!
Justin: That's it!*Justin lunges at Brianbut bumps into AJ*
AJ: Hey man! I wasn't gonna be in dis! Don't make me get bubonic on yo ass!!!!
Howie: Bubonic?
AJ: Nevermind, D. It's way over your head.
Howie: Yo, what you gotta dis me like that for?
Justin: AJ, I will kill you AND Brian is the both of you don't shut the hell up!
AJ: *Walks up to Justin* Bring it on sucka. I ain't scared of you....
HOwie: *leans over Justin and screams* You got knocked the FUCK out!
J.C.: OH Justin! My baby! Are you hurt?
Jevon: *Turns around from the door* WHAT?
Justin: *groans* I'm fine.....
Jevon: *Sees AJ* Damn boy! YOu got blood smeared on your face.
AJ: Lance, can I borrow your mirror?
LAnce: *gives Aj his mirror. AJ cleans himself up a bit* You know what AJ? There is a shade called peach-
AJ: Hey! I don't don't do that gay stuff. Forget it.
J.C.: Well, AJ, you do act kinda gay.....
AJ: No I don't!
Chris: Well how come you wear earrings in both ears? That's gay....
AJ: Shut up!
Joey: Ya know, the hair dyings is a little funny....
AJ: I am NOT gay.
Lance: And you like to shop....
AJ: I am not gay! Not fruity! No!
Damonika: He can't be gay cause he's horny all the time.
Jevon: He's not horny. He's misunderstood..
Brian: *sarcastically* right....
Nick: Lance, what if we die here?
Howie: *cuts in* We won't die here.
Nick: How do you know? I might die here a virgin.....unless....*he looks at Jevon*
Jevon: Not here Nick!!!!
AJ: Yeah, Jevon, what if I die here a virgin?
Jevon: AJ, virgin you are not.
AJ: How do you know?
Jevon: I WRITE these stories on you people! I know everything about you. I know you lost yoru virginity at 16.
AJ: But I'm horny!!!
Damonika: SEE???!!!
Jevon: MISUNDERSTOOD!!!!
Lance: The thing is, Nick, that you have to brush up toward your cheek bones.
Nick: OH!!!*the continue chatting*
J.C.: Don't do it anymore! You pick a fight with everyone. Please! I worry....
Justin: *sighs* I'll try...*They hold hands*
Damonika: What are you doing?
Jevon: I'm trying to write all this down. What are YOU doing?
Damonika: Howie and I are talking. So?
Jevon: So Chris is trying to move on your man.
Chris: Hey Howie *Wink* Remember how we used to hang out in college?
Howie: yeah, so?
Chris: Why don't we?
Joey: If we ever get out of this....
Howie: No....
Chris: Why?
Joey: Yeah why? *He starts to get up*
Howie: Cause I don't play that gay shit. *He starts to get up*
Damonika: Oh God....
Joey: Howie, you know you're as fruity as a bag of Skittles.
Chris: *Gets up* I'm just tryin to get wit you. I don't even need your ass!*snaps*
Howie: I know my ASS is what you want.
Joey: Stop talking about my friend!
Howie: Make me! And you probably try since your gay friend can't fight!
Joey: I said shut up.
Howie: And I said make me.
Kevin: That's it!!!!*Kevin pulls out his gun and points it at the two fighting* Stop it! Both of you! Everyone get back!
Jevon: oh shit....HELP US!!!! HELP US!!!
Damonika: OH HELP US!!!!!! LET US OUT!!!! HE HAS A GUN!!!!
Kevin: Everyone quiet! NO makeup! No food! No help! NO sex! *He glares at AJ* No sounds.
*Everyone sits on the floor in silence. J.C. and Justin hold each other*
Kevin: damn n sync, no sync causin' trouble....*Kevin mumbles*
Nick: Kevin?
Kevin: WHAT?
Nick: Are we gonna suffocate?
Kevin: Give me your superman necklace, Joey. *He hands it over*
Joey: Don't hurt it!
Kevin: *Smiles* We're not going to die Nick. You are. *Kevin lunges at Nick and tries to stap him with the necklace*
Jevon: Kevin! no! *Everyone tries to stop Kevin*
Lance: OH goodness no! He's too pretty to die!*Kevin gets off Nick*
Voice: Hey! Are you ok down there?
Jevon: yeah! Please open the doors!
*The elevator screeches to the 25th floor. Kevin pus his gun away*
Damonika: YAY! We're alive!!!*The doors open*
Technician: Sorry it took so long.
Jevon: We're free!
Howie: Come on Damonika. We'll do an interview in my room. *They walk off*
J.C.: Yep, it's late now.
Jevon: um, forget about the interview, it's over.
Justin: Then J.C. and I are going to bed. Goodnight. Nice meeting you.*They walk off*
Lance: Well, Joey's fat ass sat on my mirror. So I'm going up to my room.
Chris: yeah, Lance and I are leaving. bye.*They walk off*
Joey: Well, I'm still hungry. But I don't want to be on the elevator anymore. Might as well make use of room service. Bye.* He flips off AJ as he walks away*
AJ: Asshole. You can come with me, Jevon.
Jevon: Where?
AJ: My hotel room. I have ice in my bucket thingie, a bouncy bed, and HBO!!!
Jevon: Sounds cool. I'll see you guys later, bye!
*Kevin gets his own room to chill in. Brian and NIck go to Their room to talk about their near death experience*
Well Dream Heat Fans! You wanted to know whose room is the messiest right? It was Howie's with J.C. and Justin in close second! Howie's room that night must've been wild! As far as we know Nick's virginity still exists but rumor has it that Brian is probably the best friend Nick will ever have. From in tact to technical, what will it do next? And you're probably saying "Hey Jevon! I thought N Sync and Backstreet Boys were pals!" Well, there's always Nick and Lance.....