"Mr. Carter?" said Leanne, Nick's secretary. "I need you to sign this form." He signed the form she was holding in her hand. "Mr. Carter?" Leanne said. "You can call me Nick," said Nick. "How about I scream it?" she said, sitting on his desk. She started to unbutton her shirt. "Um, Leanne, you're excused. You may go back to work now," said Nick, turning around. "Yes, Mr. Carter. Thank you." She left his office and closed the office door. "How dare he refuse me and embarass me," she said to herself. "You'll get yours, Nick Carter. I will get my revenge.
"Why are you smiling?" asked Shavon. "Oh, I'm just thinking about the beach," said Nekita. Just then the phone rang. "I'll see you later, Keets," said Shavon, walking toward the door. "Bye, 'Von," said Nekita, as she picked up the phone and Shavon walked out the door. "What's up, Nikki?" said Brian on the other end of the phone. "Hey, Bri!" said Nekita, smiling. "What's up, peaches?" "You wanna do something tonight? I get off at 6," said Brian. "Yeah, I don't feel like cooking tonight," said Nekita. "Swanson's sounds good." "You and your expensive taste," said Brian. "I'll see you tonight, Nikki." "Later, Bri-Bri," said Nekita. As soon as she hung up the phone it rang again. "Hello?" she said. "Hey, sexy," someone said. "Hey, baby," said Nekita, recognizing the voice. "We on for tonight?" he said. "Sorry, Nick, Brian and I are going out tonight," said Nekita. "I was going to make up some excuse to leave home tonight," said Nick. They talked a few more minutes and hung up. Nekita went to get ready for dinner.
Shavon's car phone rang. "Mmmm?" she said, trying to talk on the phone and put in her 5ive cd at the same time. "Ooh, you sound so sexy when you say that," Shavon recognized the voice. She laughed. "Brian, you're such a horny freak! Control your hormones!" laughed Shavon. "You want to hook up later?" asked Brian. "I'll make up and excuse to leave dinner early." "Or maybe you shouldn't go at all," said Shavon, bouncing around to 'It's the Things You Do.' "I don't know," he said. "I'll bring the wine," said Shavon and she hung up the phone.
"Hello?" said Nekita, answering the phone. "Hey, Nikki," said Brian. "I can't make dinner tonight and I'll probably be home a little late." "Okay, I guess I'll just go get some pizza and rent a movie," said Nekita. "Oh, rent Body of Evidence," said Brian. "Nice movie. Very nice." "I'll rent whatever I want to, Paco," said Nekita, using one of her favorite words. "In fact, I'm going to rent something full of guys who all look better than you." "Nikki, please, that's impossible," said Brian. He laughed. "I'll see you tonight, Nikkette." "Bye, Brian," said Nekita. She hung up the phone and then called Nick. "You wanna come over tonight?" she said. "Sure, you know I do," he said. "Around what time?" "Anytime," said Nekita, "Brian's not coming home until late." "Neither is Shavon," said Nick. "She's visiting her brother Brad and his girlfriend Ashilea." "Well, I'll be waiting," said Nekita and hung up the phone.
Brian looked at his watch and leaned back in his chair. "Hey, stranger," said Shavon, appearing in the doorway to his office. She was dressed in a short, tight red dress that zipped in front, red pumps, and black leather jacket. "Damn, girl," said Brian, getting up and checking her out. Shavon pulled out a bottle of coke she was hiding behind her back. "Wait until I take it off," said Shavon. "You'll need some help with that, I'm sure," said Brian. He unzipped her dress as he kissed her. "Hey," said Shavon, stopping him in mid-kiss. "Wait, I have handcuffs." They undressed and she handcuffed him to his desk. She poured coke all over him. "Prepare to be rocked," she said as she began to lick the coke off Brian's body.
Nekita answered the door. "Am I sexual?" said Nick, leaning against the door frame. "Mmmm," said Nekita, "why don't we find out?" She pulled him in the house and kissed him. Then she slammed him against the door. She took off his jacket and shirt. Just then the phone rang. "Damn," said Nick. "I'll answer it," said Nekita. "You go get some food. Lickable food." She ran to the phone. "Hello?" she said. "Wassup, Kita," said Brian's cousin, Kevin. "Hey, Kev-man," said Nekita. "Um, nothing really. Brian's not home. He's still at work." "Oh, shoot," said Kevin. "Howie wanted to drop by and see him. Could you give me directions to his office?" "Well, um, you can't do this tomorrow?" said Nekita. "I have company. You know my friend Shavon, right?" "Yes, I know her," said Kevin. "Ok, I'll be over tomorrow. What time will Brian not be home?" "Well, he leaves around 8:30 but I don't get up until 12," said Nekita. "You come any earlier than 1:00, I'll kick your ass." "Alright, how does 4:00 sound?" said Kevin. "Fine," said Nekita. "So, can I speak to Shavon?" asked Kevin. "Actually, Howie wants to speak to her." "Put Howie on the phone," said Nekita. "I just want to talk to her, K," said Howie. "Howie, quit trying to ask her out," said Nekita. "She's married." "Yes, I know," said Howie, "to Nick." "She's in the bathroom anyway," said Nekita. "Ok, well, tell her I called," said Howie. "Kevin says bye." "Bye, Howie," said Nekita. "Tell Kevin bye." She hung up the phone and went into the kitchen. She found Nick sitting on the counter holding strawberries and whipped cream in his hand. Nekita smiled and joined Nick on the counter.
"Damn that Nekita," said Howie to himself when he'd left Kevin's house. "I just wanted to talk to her. That bitch will be sorry."
"Hey, Nikki," said Brian when he entered the house at around 11:30 pm. Nekita was watching The Big Hit, a movie she'd rented a few minutes ago. She'd fast forwarded it to make it seem as though she'd been watching for a while. "Hey," said Brian, "you have something white in your hair." He touched the white stuff with his finger and licked it. "It's whipped cream," he said. "How did whipped cream get in your hair?" "Well, I had some strawberries and whipped cream earlier," said Nekita. "I might've touched my hair." "Listen, I'm sorry for canceling like that," said Brian. "It's okay," said Nekita. She pulled him on the couch and they watched the movie.
"Nick, are you here?" said Shavon when she came home. "Yeah, I'm in the bedroom," he answered. "Hey," said Shavon, jumping onto the bed. "What'd you do tonight?" "Oh, just fooled around," said Nick. "How were Brad and Ashilea?" "They're fine," said Shavon. "Brad is SO annoying." "You went to see your brother in THAT dress?" said Nick. "What, you don't like it?" asked Shavon. "Of course I do, but.." he said. "Then don't worry about it," said Shavon. She kissed him.
"Wassup, Kita," said Kevin when she opened the door. "Hey, Kevy," said Nekita. "Howie, you COULD say something to me when you walk in MY house." "I'm mad at you," said Howie. "I just wanted to talk to her." "She was in the bathroom," said Nekita. "Anyway, let's go." She led the way to Brian's office, driving slowly to make sure Kevin and Howie could follow her. "Tell Brian 'hi'," said Nekita. "I have a patient at 5:30. Tell him I'll be home around 7:00." "Yo, wassup, cuz," said Kevin, giving Brian a hug. "Wassup, Brian," said Howie. "Hey, guys," said Brian. "What are you doing here?" "Howie decided to visit while passing through," said Kevin. "We were going to come here last night but Nekita had SHAVON over and said she'd drive us today," said Howie. "Shavon?" said Brian, his smile fading away. "She wasn't-never mind. What's up with you and Shavon?" "Nothing, thanks to Nekita," said Howie, angrily. "She wouldn't let me speak to her." "Howie, man, she's married," said Kevin. "And that means I can't talk to her?" said Howie. "Look, I'll talk to her, D," said Brian.
"And 1, it's all over, 2, it's all over, 3, it's all over, 4, yes, it's all over," said Shavon, creating a new dance to go with "It's All Over" by 5ive. Nick walked into the room as Shavon did a booty roll. "Hmm, I like that dance," said Nick. "You are such a horny freak," said Shavon, turning around and laughing.. "You married me so you must be one, too," said Nick, patting her on the butt as he went into the kitchen. Shavon followed him. "Did you know that Kevin and Howie were in town?" said Nick. "How do you know?" said Shavon. "They called Brian and Nekita's house," said Nick. "Why were you over there?" said Shavon. "What do you mean?" said Nick. "If they called their house, then how do you know?" said Shavon.
"I need you, baby, and if it's quite alright," sang Dee. "Dee, who sings that?" asked Peter. "Lauryn Hill," replied Dee. "Do you sing like her?" asked Peter. "Peter, shut UP," said Dee. He laughed. "I haven't seen your man AJ in a while," he said. "He is NOT my man," said Dee, suddenly upset. "Calm down," said Peter. "I was only kidding. Why are you getting so defensive?" "I'm not," said Dee. "I was just saying, you know, he's not." "I think you got a little defenseive," said Peter. "There's nothing going on betwee you two, is there?" "Is there something going on betwee YOU two?" said Dee. "Excuse me?" said Peter. "Well, you seem pretty interested in him," said Dee. "Wondering where he is and stuff." "You know what? Shut the hell up," said Peter. "Oh, Petey, you know you love me," said Dee. They kissed.
"I don't understand why he doesn't want me," said Leanne to Nekita. "I'm going crazy wondering why." "Well," said Nekita, "he's your boss and he's married." "But, I-" started Leanne. "I'm sorry," said Nekita, stopping the buzzer. "We'll continue next session."
"Nick, I'm talking to you," said Shavon, snapping her fingers. "How do you know?" "I'm sorry," said Nick. "I just kind of blanked out for a second." "You mean you were thinking of an excuse," said Shavon. "What were you doing over there?" "I wasn't over there," said Nick. "Nekita called here for you and we talked for a few minutes." "I don't believe that," said Shavon. "Now, I know what you mean when you said you fooled around last night. Did you sleep with her Nick? Huh? Did you?" "Shavon, calm-" Nick started. But Shavon was throwing his stuff out of the house. "You bastard," said Shavon. "You mother fucking bastard. I can't believe that you would, ooh, I can't even say it, I'm so pissed." "Shavon, you're really overreacting. I didn't sleep with her," said Nick. "Why did you suddenly assume I was? Sha, I'm not." Shavon sighed. "I don't know," she said. She half smiled and then hugged and kissed him. "But if you ever cheat on me, that's your ass."
"Hey, Brian," said Nekita when she entered the house. "Nikki, I'm in the living room," said Brian. "What are you doing?" she asked when she found him sitting on the sofa, staring at the tv, which was turned off. "Just thinking," he said. "You know, Howie's pretty mad at you." "Oh, that whole Shavon thing," sighed Nekita. "Yeah, but that doesn't sound like you, K," said Brian. "Who was over here last night, Nikki?" asked Brian. "What do you mean?" said Nekita. "Shavon was here." "No, she wasn't," said Brian. "Who was over here and how did whipped cream get in your hair?" "Well-I,"stuttered Nekita. "Wait a minute. How do you know whether or not she was over here? Was she with you?" "What?" said Brian in fake awe. "Is that why you had to work late?" said Nekita. "Don't try to change this around," said Brian. "Why?" said Nekita. "Because you KNOW I'm right? Answer my question." "You answer mine," said Brian. "I'm not answering shit until you answer mine first," said Nekita. "Me, neither," said Brian. "Then we'll just sit here like two asses, won't we?" said Nekita. She crossed her arms and turned her back to Brian. Brian turned on the tv and flipped channels.
"Hello?" said Brad into the phone. "Hi. This is Nick," said Nick. "Hey, Nick. What's up?" said Brad. "I need to ask you something," said Nick. "Ok-wait, hold on a minute," said Brad, hearing Ashilea calling him. "What, Lea," he said. "Come help me with something," she called. "I'm stuck." "Nick, I'll have to call you back," said Brad. "Bye," said Nick, just before Brad hung up the phone. "What's wrong?" asked Brad, running to the bedroom. "This stupid bump in the floor caused me to get stuck behind the bed," said Ashilea. "I was pulling it into the corner and I realized I couldn't get out. So I tried to push it back but it won't go over this bump." Brad laughed. "I have to get the camera," he said. "This is a real kodak moment." "Brad, you-" said Ashilea as he ran to get the camera. "Smile," he said when he'd gotten the camera set up. Ashilea glared at the camera as the flash went off in her face. "NOW will you help me out?" she said. "Alright, alright," said Brad as he put the camera down.
"Hello?" said Shavon when she answered the phone. "Von?" said Nekita. "Keets," said Shavon. "Wassup, dawg." "So, Brian tells me you two are fooling around," said Nekita. "Excuse me?" said Shavon. "You don't believe that, do you?" "You whore," said Nekita. "I can't believe you'd do that to me!" "You are SUCH a hypocrite! It's not like you're not screwing Nick." Like you're screwing Howie," said Nekita. "That's a lie and you know it," said Shavon. "That's why he's so lovesick," said Nekita. "And what about you and Kevin?" said Shavon. "What about us?" said Nekita. "Brian's cousin. And you call me a whore. The only difference between you and a hooker is you don't get paid," said Shavon. "You know what, Shavon?" said Nekita. "Fuck you." She hung up the phone. Then it rang again. "Hello?" she said. "Like you're doing to Nick and Kevin," said Shavon. Then she slammed down the phone.
"So, how IS AJ?" asked Peter. "He's fine," said Dee. "I saw him the other day. We only talked for a few minutes, though." "Well, I have to go to work," said Peter. "I'll see you tonight." He kissed her on the cheek. "Bye," said Dee. As he opened the door, he found AJ standing there. "Yo, wassup, man," said AJ to Peter.
"Brian, get the fuck out," said Nekita. "I don't want to see your face. My best friend!" "I'm glad to get out," said Brian. "I heard Shavon on the other end. You and Kevin?" "I have never slept with Kevin," said Nekita. "How am I supposed to believe that?" said Brian. "You've been messing around with Nick, MY best friend, behind my back." "You know what? I don't care. Believe what you want," said Nekita. "But believe it somewhere else." "Fine! I'll be out as soon as I can," said Brian. Nekita slammed the door on her way out.
"Nicky?" called Shavon, sweetly. "Yes, my Von-Von," Nick replied. "Nekita and I had a fight," said Shavon. "Oh, I'm sorry," said Nick, giving her a hug. "What was it about?" "Oh, just the fact that you're screwing her," said Shavon. "You lied to me!" "Shavon, don't-" said Nick. "Get your shit and get out!" "Baby, don't overreact," said Nick. "Oh, you haven't seen me overreact, yet," said Shavon. She grabbed her purse and put on some shoes. "I'll be back in one hour. I don't want you or your shit here."
"AJ!" screamed Dee, running to hug him. "What are you doing here?" "Just giving my peeps a visit," said AJ. "What's up, girl?" "Wassup, AJ," said Peter. "I'm on my way out. Talk to you later." He left. "So, what's going on?" said AJ. "Nothing. I was just going to go watch some tv and chill out on the couch," said Dee. "I think I'll join you," said AJ. "Did I say you were INVITED to join me?" said Dee. "Well, excuse me," said AJ, holding his hands up. "I'm just kidding," said Dee. "You can come." "I thought so," said AJ.
"Brad, I'm still mad at you," said Ashilea. "Don't try to cuddle up to me." "Ash, I'm sorry," said Brad, giving her a sad puppy-dog expression. "No, you're not," said Ashilea. "See, you're still laughing." "Aw, come on. Where's your sense of humor?" said Brad. "I think you captured it in your kodak moment," said Ashilea. "Get OFF of me." "Fine," said Brad. "I'm going our for a drink. Bye." He slammed the door on his way out.
"I can't believe you let that heifer kick you out," said Howie to Brian. "Man, whatever," said Brian. "I'm glad to be out." "So, why DID she kick you out?" asked Howie.
"Excuse me?" said Kevin, walking into the building Nick worked in. "Nick's not in right now," said Leanne, looking in her desk for something. "What, you don't recognize my voice?" said Kevin. Leanned looked up. "Kevin?" she said. "What are you doing here?" "Visiting some people I know," said Kevin. "Surprised to see me?" "Very," said Leanne.
"This is some shit," said AJ. "You don't like The Cynic?" said Dee. "They are tight, okay?" "Man, these gay fags are stupid," said AJ. "You don't know what you're talking about," said Dee. "I can't believe you like them," said AJ. "Look, leave my boys alone," said Dee. "Dee, you're really pretty, you know that?" said AJ. "Um, thanks," said Dee. She glanced sideways at him and then looked back at the tv. He leaned toward her and kissed her on the cheek. Dee turned to face him. "AJ-" He kissed her again, this time on the mouth. She kissed him back.
"She kicked me out because I was cheating on her," said Brian. "Oh, man," said Howie. "Who are you messing around on her with?" "Sh-just this chick," said Brian, catching himself. "Well, what's her name?" asked Howie. "Why?" said Brian. "Why not? I'm curious," said Howie. "What's her name?" "Look, I'll have to call you back," said Brian. "Bye." He hung up the phone and turned off hte car. He got out and rang Shavon's doorbell. "What are you doing here?" said Nick when he answered the door.
"So, who are you visiting?" said Leanne. "My cousin lives here," said Kevin. "Is that all you can say to me?" "Well, what do you want me to say?" said Leanne. "I don't know," said Kevin. "That's because there's nothing left to say," said Leanne. "You said it all a year ago." "Me?" said Kevin. "No, you made the decision. And what could I do?" "You didn't try very hard," said Leanne. "What, did you want me to marry you?" said Kevin. "You dumped me before anything could happen." "Whatever, Kevin," said Leanne. "You knew I needed you. I have to live with that decision for the rest of my life." "How do you think I feel?" said Kevin. "And you never even really liked me." "You left town, Kevin," said Leanne. "You left me here even though you knew I-" "I had a job to do," said Kevin. "You had a job here to do," said Leanne.
"AJ," said Dee, pulling away from him,"what are you doing?" "Nothing," said AJ. "I can't kiss you when I feel like it?" "Not like that," said Dee. "I'm married." "There is nothing wrong with kissing," said AJ. "There is when one of the people is married," said Dee. "You don't like the way I kiss?" said AJ. "You're a very good kisser," said Dee. He gave her a sad puppy look. Dee smiled and AJ kissed her again. Then the doorbell rang. Dee jumped up to answer it. "Nekita," she said. "Why are you here?" "Excuse me, SISTER," said Nekita, walking into the house. She smiled when she saw AJ. "Hey, Alex," said Nekita. Then she looked at Dee. "Where's Peter?" "He's at work," said Dee. "Mmm-hmm," said Nekita. "Anyway, I need to talk to you." "Well, that's my cue to leave," said AJ. "See you, Nekita. I'll call you later, Dee." He left. "What's going on?" asked Dee.
"Where's Shavon?" said Brian. "I guess you're mad at me, then," said Nick. "I'm surprised you're not slamming the door in my face," said Brian. "Why is that?" said Nick. "Well, with me and Shavon, you know," said Brian. "WHAT?!" said Nick. "That bitch didn't tell me that. How could you do that to me?" "Me?" said Brian. "You're fucking my wife, too." "Man, this is fucked up," said Nick. "Get the fuck out of my face." "I'll be back later," said Brian. Just then Shavon pulled up. She got out the car and slammed the car door shut. "Nick, you're supposed to be gone," she said. "You know what?" said Nick. "Now, I'm glad to go. You didn't tell me about you and Brian." "Well, now you know," said Shavon. Nick came out of the house carrying his luggage. He put his stuff in his car and drove off. "Well, Brian?" said Shavon. "You moving in?" They smiled at each other and went inside.
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Kevin. "What do you want me to do?" "I don't want you to do anything," said Leanne. "YOU came over HERE to see ME. I didn't tell you to do that." "You know what?" said Kevin. "I'm sorry I did." He started to leave. "Wait!" said Leanne. "You want to go to dinner or something?" "For what?" said Kevin. "We have nothing to talk about." "Fine!" said Leanne. "Leave." "Bye," said Kevin, as he left.
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